Scottish Woman Voted To Have World's Most Beautiful Vagina

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Trending News: There Was A Beauty Pageant For Lady Parts. Take A Look At The Winning Entry

July 31, 2015

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Why Is This Important?

This was bound to happen at some point.

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A woman from Scotland recently won the title for having the "World's Most Beautiful Vagina." The contest, not surprisingly, was sponsored by a sex toy manufacturer.

Long Story

Let's get one thing clear: This is creepy. But, to be honest, so are beauty pageants in general. We judge people all the time on looks — maybe more so now than ever before in human history — and it really was only a matter of time until beauty contests made the jump straight to The Business.

Brian Sloan, the mastermind who created the Autoblow and the Autoblow 2, came up with the concept for the Vagina Beauty Pageant. Obviously, the sex toy inventor wasn't spurred on by some noble intention — he just wanted to find a good-looking vagina in order to make plastic molds of it and sell it to guys.

What constitutes a good-looking vagina? Well, like with most things in life, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But, as Bustle pointed out, there were some similarities. Lip sizes, ratios, and texture all played their part. More than a million visitors went to the site and of those, 134,707 votes were cast. The surprising thing is that the winner only scored a 7.7 on 10 — giving more fruit to the fact that what floats everyone's boats is different.

The winner, from Scotland, beat out just under 200 other hopefuls. So what did the winning entry look like? Mic.com described it best "...her vulva is shaved and compact, resembling a smooth clamshell." And yes, she has a boyfriend.

The good thing is that the winner is happy with her $5000 prize and is eager to have her vagina molded and made into a sex toy. Brian Sloan is happy because there are probably 134,707 guys out there who can't wait to place an order.

The bad thing is that there has been a lot of weird beauty standards placed on women's cha-chas recently. The explosion of online porn has, along with other cosmetic tweaks, popularized labiaplasty and has changed what men expect lady bits to look like.

Women: Don't ever get surgery down there for us. We're just happy if you invite us over.

And if you're thinking of blasting this for being sexist, let us remind you that there was a contest to find the world's smallest penis only a few months ago. A recent study also investigated what features women looked for most in a penis. Jezebel also has a list of the 50 best penises ever seen on-screen — judging naughty bits isn't anything new.

And don't worry, all the, uh, information collected during this contest won't be going to waste: A study of the findings can be found here.

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Ask The Big Question: How deep into the playoffs would your junk get you in a Best Looking Penis competition?

Disrupt Your Feed: This competition needs to be more hands on.

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